280 लाख करोड़ का सवाल है ...
"भारतीय गरीब है लेकिन भारत देश कभी गरीब नहीं रहा " येकहना है स्विस बैंक के डाइरेक्टर का. स्विस बैंक के डाइरेक्टर ने यह भी कहा है .. भारत का लगभग 280 लाख करोड़ रुपये (280 ,00 ,000 ,000 ,000) उनके स्विस बैंक में जमा है. ये रकम इतनी है कि भारत का आने वाले 30 सालों का बजट बिना टैक्स के बनाया जा सकता है. या यूँ कहें कि 60 करोड़ रोजगार के अवसर दिए जा सकते है. या यूँ भी कह सकते है कि भारत के किसी भी गाँव से दिल्ली तक 4 लेन रोड बनाया जा सकता है. ऐसा भी कह सकते है कि 500 से ज्यादासामाजिक प्रोजेक्ट पूर्ण किये जा सकते है. ये रकम इतनी ज्यादा है कि अगर हर भारतीय को 2000 रुपये हर महीने भी दिए जाये तो 60 साल तक ख़त्म ना हो. यानी भारत को किसी वर्ल्ड बैंक सेलोन लेने कि कोई जरुरत नहीं है. जरा सोचिये ... हमारे भ्रष्ट राजनेताओं औरनोकरशाहों ने कैसे देश को लूटा है और ये लूट का सिलसिला अभी तक 2010 तक जारी है. इस सिलसिले को अब रोकना बहुत ज्यादा जरूरी हो गया है. अंग्रेजोने हमारे भारत पर करीब 200 सालो तक राज करके करीब 1 लाख करोड़ रुपये लूटा.मगर आजादी के केवल 64 सालों में हमारे भ्रस्टाचार ने 280 लाख करोड़ लूटा है. एक तरफ 200 साल में 1 लाख करोड़ है और दूसरी तरफ केवल 64 सालों में 280लाख करोड़ है. यानि हर साल लगभग 4.37 लाख करोड़, या हर महीने करीब 36 हजारकरोड़ भारतीय मुद्रा स्विस बैंक में इन भ्रष्ट लोगों द्वारा जमा करवाई गईहै. भारतको किसी वर्ल्ड बैंक के लोन की कोई दरकार नहीं है. सोचो की कितना पैसा हमारे भ्रष्ट राजनेताओं और उच्च अधिकारीयों ने ब्लाक करके रखा हुआ है.
Friday, January 21, 2011
*!!* क्या आप जानते है भारत का वह स्थान जहाँ सबसे सस्ता भोजन उपलब्ध है ? *!!*
चाय = 1 रूपया प्रति चाय
सूप = 5.50 रुपये
दाल = 1.50 रूपया
शाकाहारी थाली (जिसमे दाल, सब्जी 4 चपाती चावल/पुलाव, दही, सलाद ) = 12.50 रुपये
मांसाहारी थाली = 22 रुपये
दही चावल = 11 रुपये
शाकाहारी पुलाव = 8 रुपये
चिकेन बिरयानी = 34 रुपये
फिश कर्री और चावल = 13 रुपये
राजमा चावल = 7 रुपये
टमाटर चावल = 7 रुपये
फिश करी = 17 रुपये
चिकन करी = 20 .50 रुपये
चिकन मसाला = 24 .50 रुपये
बटर चिकन = 27 रुपये
चपाती = 1 रूपया प्रति चपाती
एक पलते चावल = 2 रुपये
डोसा = 4 रुपये
खीर = 5.50 रुपये प्रति कटोरी
फ्रूट केक = 9 .50 रुपये
फ्रूट सलाद = 7 रुपये
यह वास्तविक मूल्य सूची है
ऊपर बताई गई सारी मदें " गरीब लोगों "केवल और केवल के लिए है जो कि भारत के संसद की केन्टीन में ही उपलब्ध है. ............. और इन गरीब लोगों की तनख्वाह 80,000 रुपये प्रति माह है . ......................... इसके अलावा इन्हें बोनस के रूप में भारी से भारी घोटाले करके अरबों - खरबों रुपये हडपने की खुल्ली छूट है .
सूप = 5.50 रुपये
दाल = 1.50 रूपया
शाकाहारी थाली (जिसमे दाल, सब्जी 4 चपाती चावल/पुलाव, दही, सलाद ) = 12.50 रुपये
मांसाहारी थाली = 22 रुपये
दही चावल = 11 रुपये
शाकाहारी पुलाव = 8 रुपये
चिकेन बिरयानी = 34 रुपये
फिश कर्री और चावल = 13 रुपये
राजमा चावल = 7 रुपये
टमाटर चावल = 7 रुपये
फिश करी = 17 रुपये
चिकन करी = 20 .50 रुपये
चिकन मसाला = 24 .50 रुपये
बटर चिकन = 27 रुपये
चपाती = 1 रूपया प्रति चपाती
एक पलते चावल = 2 रुपये
डोसा = 4 रुपये
खीर = 5.50 रुपये प्रति कटोरी
फ्रूट केक = 9 .50 रुपये
फ्रूट सलाद = 7 रुपये
यह वास्तविक मूल्य सूची है
ऊपर बताई गई सारी मदें " गरीब लोगों "केवल और केवल के लिए है जो कि भारत के संसद की केन्टीन में ही उपलब्ध है. ............. और इन गरीब लोगों की तनख्वाह 80,000 रुपये प्रति माह है . ......................... इसके अलावा इन्हें बोनस के रूप में भारी से भारी घोटाले करके अरबों - खरबों रुपये हडपने की खुल्ली छूट है .
Thursday, June 10, 2010
We are in this world because of them ......
We are in this world because of them ......
An 80 year old man was sitting on the sofa in his house along with his
45 years old highly educated son. Suddenly a crow perched on their
window.
The Father asked his Son, "What is this?"
The Son replied "It is a crow".
After a few minutes, the Father asked his Son the 2nd time, "What is
this?"
The Son said "Father, I have just now told you "It's a crow".
After a little while, the old Father again asked his Son the 3rd time,
What is this?"
At this time some expression of irritation was felt in the Son's tone
when he said to his Father with a rebuff. "It's a crow, a crow".
A little after, the Father again asked his Son the 4th time, "What is
this?"
This time the Son shouted at his Father, "Why do you keep asking me the
same question again and again, although I have told you so many times
'IT IS A CROW'. Are you not able to understand this?"
A little later the Father went to his room and came back with an old
tattered diary, which he had maintained since his Son was born. On
opening a page, he asked his Son to read that page. When the son read
it, the following words were written in the diary :-
"Today my little son aged three was sitting with me on the sofa, when a
crow was sitting on the window. My Son asked me 23 times what it was,
and I replied to him all 23 times that it was a Crow. I hugged him
lovingly each time he asked me the same question again and again for 23
times. I did not at all feel irritated I rather felt affection for my
innocent child".
While the little child asked him 23 times "What is this", the Father had
felt no irritation in replying to the same question all 23 times and
when today the Father asked his Son the same question just 4 times, the
Son felt irritated and annoyed.
So..
If our parents attain old age, do not repulse them or look at them as a
burden, but speak to them a gracious word, be cool, obedient, humble and
kind to them. Be considerate to your parents.From today say this aloud,
"I want to see my parents happy forever. They have cared for me ever
since I was a little child. They have always showered their selfless
love on me.
They crossed all mountains and valleys without seeing the storm and heat
to make me a person presentable in the society today".
Say a prayer to God, "I will serve my old parents in the BEST way. I
will say all good and kind words to my dear parents, no matter how they
behave."
We are in this world because of them
An 80 year old man was sitting on the sofa in his house along with his
45 years old highly educated son. Suddenly a crow perched on their
window.
The Father asked his Son, "What is this?"
The Son replied "It is a crow".
After a few minutes, the Father asked his Son the 2nd time, "What is
this?"
The Son said "Father, I have just now told you "It's a crow".
After a little while, the old Father again asked his Son the 3rd time,
What is this?"
At this time some expression of irritation was felt in the Son's tone
when he said to his Father with a rebuff. "It's a crow, a crow".
A little after, the Father again asked his Son the 4th time, "What is
this?"
This time the Son shouted at his Father, "Why do you keep asking me the
same question again and again, although I have told you so many times
'IT IS A CROW'. Are you not able to understand this?"
A little later the Father went to his room and came back with an old
tattered diary, which he had maintained since his Son was born. On
opening a page, he asked his Son to read that page. When the son read
it, the following words were written in the diary :-
"Today my little son aged three was sitting with me on the sofa, when a
crow was sitting on the window. My Son asked me 23 times what it was,
and I replied to him all 23 times that it was a Crow. I hugged him
lovingly each time he asked me the same question again and again for 23
times. I did not at all feel irritated I rather felt affection for my
innocent child".
While the little child asked him 23 times "What is this", the Father had
felt no irritation in replying to the same question all 23 times and
when today the Father asked his Son the same question just 4 times, the
Son felt irritated and annoyed.
So..
If our parents attain old age, do not repulse them or look at them as a
burden, but speak to them a gracious word, be cool, obedient, humble and
kind to them. Be considerate to your parents.From today say this aloud,
"I want to see my parents happy forever. They have cared for me ever
since I was a little child. They have always showered their selfless
love on me.
They crossed all mountains and valleys without seeing the storm and heat
to make me a person presentable in the society today".
Say a prayer to God, "I will serve my old parents in the BEST way. I
will say all good and kind words to my dear parents, no matter how they
behave."
We are in this world because of them
Me & my son
A very touching moment
A very touching moment
(Dedicated to a wonderful feeling called-FRIENDSHIP)
Year : 1975
Situation : Last day of school
Arjun Singh and Pargat Singh are very close friends. The whole school talked about their friendship. They had been friends right from their kindergarten days. They have studied together, roamed around together, sat together in school, ate together. They both wanted to become Police officials and serve the country.But today was a day they always dreaded. It was their last day together.
On their way back from School Arjun started talking
Arjun : Bro! I am moving to a different city to study. I will miss you man
Pargat: I will miss you too mate. But nothing can break our friendship. We will at least meet once every year.
Arjun: Yes that is a deal
and they parted with tears in their eyes...
As time went by, both got busy with their work life. They kept their promise for two years and after that they moved on with their own lives and in the process Arjun lost his contact with Pargat. Time went by and both became Police Officers.
Year: 2009
Venue: The Police station where Arjun works
Tring... Tring...
Arjun picks up the call and he gets a pleasant surprise...
"Is this Arjun?"
"Yes. Who is on the line?"
" Bro. Its Pargat! I just found out that you are posted in this station"
Tear drops welled up Arjun's eyes
Arjun: Where are you?
Pargat: I am standing outside the Police station. Come Out
Arjun: Is it? I am coming right away.
Arjun rushed out of the Police station and saw Pargat standing outside. They were seeing each other for the first time after thirty years. He wanted to go and hug his friend. But he could not hug his friend. It was a very touching moment for both of them :
Thanks & Regards,
(Dedicated to a wonderful feeling called-FRIENDSHIP)
Year : 1975
Situation : Last day of school
Arjun Singh and Pargat Singh are very close friends. The whole school talked about their friendship. They had been friends right from their kindergarten days. They have studied together, roamed around together, sat together in school, ate together. They both wanted to become Police officials and serve the country.But today was a day they always dreaded. It was their last day together.
On their way back from School Arjun started talking
Arjun : Bro! I am moving to a different city to study. I will miss you man
Pargat: I will miss you too mate. But nothing can break our friendship. We will at least meet once every year.
Arjun: Yes that is a deal
and they parted with tears in their eyes...
As time went by, both got busy with their work life. They kept their promise for two years and after that they moved on with their own lives and in the process Arjun lost his contact with Pargat. Time went by and both became Police Officers.
Year: 2009
Venue: The Police station where Arjun works
Tring... Tring...
Arjun picks up the call and he gets a pleasant surprise...
"Is this Arjun?"
"Yes. Who is on the line?"
" Bro. Its Pargat! I just found out that you are posted in this station"
Tear drops welled up Arjun's eyes
Arjun: Where are you?
Pargat: I am standing outside the Police station. Come Out
Arjun: Is it? I am coming right away.
Arjun rushed out of the Police station and saw Pargat standing outside. They were seeing each other for the first time after thirty years. He wanted to go and hug his friend. But he could not hug his friend. It was a very touching moment for both of them :
Thanks & Regards,
Tuesday, June 8, 2010
AMAZING
If you rearrange these letters, you will get the following -
1. Dormitory = Dirty room
2. Astronomer = Moon starer
3. The Eyes = They see
4. A Decimal Point = I'm a dot in place
5. Princess Diana = End is a car spin
6. Mother in law = Women Hitler
7. Eleven plus two = Twelve plus one
1. Dormitory = Dirty room
2. Astronomer = Moon starer
3. The Eyes = They see
4. A Decimal Point = I'm a dot in place
5. Princess Diana = End is a car spin
6. Mother in law = Women Hitler
7. Eleven plus two = Twelve plus one
Monday, June 7, 2010
Santa failed in English
Santa failed in English due to translation -
1. Main ek aam admi hun.
> I am a mango man.
2. Mujhe English aati hai.
> English comes to me.
3. Mera talluk haripur hazara se hai.
> I belong to Greenpur Thausanda.
4. Sadak par goliyan chal rahi hain.
> Tablets are walking on the road.
1. Main ek aam admi hun.
> I am a mango man.
2. Mujhe English aati hai.
> English comes to me.
3. Mera talluk haripur hazara se hai.
> I belong to Greenpur Thausanda.
4. Sadak par goliyan chal rahi hain.
> Tablets are walking on the road.
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